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Bananas

PengLang has a thing known as bananas.
They are nutritious for the average penguin1.
Penguins eat them because they are "cool".

The Banana How-To

What They Have

  • name: Clearly, penguins need to check their banana names.

    I'm in a predicament. Why do they have names?

    Because bananas are very important to name.
    Or else, how would you call your banana?
    If they said "Banana!", who knows what will happen.

  • size: Used to check the BMI.

  • weight: Stronger the better! Mainly for fighting other bananas.

    Note

    They are also used to prevent sweesh swashing.

  • freshness: Make sure they aren't rotten.

  • potassium: What's the point of eating a banana if there isn't any potassium?

  • species: The type of banana.

    Note

    These are very different from names. Beware!

    A quote from a penguin

    Oh me oh,
    I fo a lo,
    My names got mixed up,
    Ended up a trial of bananas,
    Help!

  • peeled, eaten: Status of the banana

What They Can Do

  • peel: Peel the banana.
  • eat: Eat the banana.
  • throw: Throw the banana.
Sequences

To eat the banana, you must peel the banana.
To throw the banana, you must eat the banana2.

  • get potassium: Check how potassiumized the banana is.
  • bmi: Get the BMI. Formula: weight ÷ size²

  • get weight category: Some penguins go on a diet. Lighter the more diet-friendly!

    • 0-1: tiny banana
    • 1-3: normal banana
    • 3-5: big banana
    • >5: chonky banana

  • quality ratio: How rich the banana is. Used to check the best bananas.

  • Formula: (Potassium * Freshness) / (BMI * 50)

  1. They are a hazard if they aren't average.

    I have fed them a banana, what do I do?

    You can't do anything but watch them.
    We hope we could bring better news.

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  2. A penguin once tried throwing before eating.
    It ended up that the banana flew and caused a massive earthquake.
    Didn't go so well. ↩