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Penguin

Penguins are multi-nuclear atom-built species originating from the Penguin Island1.

Penguins eat bananas as a whole.

How many bananananas do penguins eat per day?

28.

A story about a penguin

One time in a faraway crowd, a penguin dances.
They proceeded to go on a roundabout.
They went left with no pain2.

But then, a different penguin went right,
And a painful tsunami came by.

Everyone sweeshed and swashed.

Even the ones that went left in the whole tsunami.

When and why were there tsunamis in such a peaceful island?

When the penguin went right.3

<Insert tsunami here>

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The world shakes...

  1. There has been no tsunamis since an hour ago. ↩

  2. Unless you consider motor oil. ↩

  3. Horse invention in the 1986scitation needed. ↩